So I Asked My Friends . . .

"It's been slow here in the Quip due to some weather if you haven't heard. Can you give me something to blog about?" They pondered, and said, "Yes, you can blog about my love life. Well, maybe you can put our profiles up." I responded back, "Don't think that I won't." Well, as you can obviously tell . . . I am following through with my words. So here they are: (Oh, these are made up names, but if you can rhyme well - you should have it down -- and if you do not know these kats and are interested in getting to know them better boys, just contact me. I'll hook you up with the digits!)

Name: Sage Thin

Age: 26
Ht: 5'5"
Wt: I mean look at her last name!
Features: Blonde hair, blue eyes, body full of curves
About Her: Intelligent (just received her Masters degree in B.S.), funny, dependable, loves the Lord, loves the boys, successfully climbed Table Mountain in Cape Town, South Africa, has a bopsy twin named Fee Fan, dedicated to her high school girls' small group, known for her athletic skills and her technique performing the Cupid Shuffle, keeps a good stash in the freezer, wants a Dominican baby, coming to the Quip soon


Name: Fee Fan Handress

Age: 29
Ht: 5'5"
Wt: Step Into A Slim Jim
Features: Blonde hair, blue eyes, loves her pointy cowgirl boots
About Her: Hotty totty (Teacher of the Year - enough said, YOU WANT HER), loves the Lord, Master's degree in B.S., genuine, trustworthy, known for her high pitched voice when she gets excited, famous for her performance in the '08 Olympics where she received a gold medal in volleyball, has a very soft heart due to her two horses getting stolen and slaughtered in her childhood, looking for a man with two tractors and 3 bales of hay, wants to open a horse farm in Cape Town, South Africa, keeps you laughing with smart A comments, coming to the Quip soon


I will have my phone on me. Call me boys if you are interested. These are my girls. I love them dearly. If I had a brother who still needed to be married, I would hook him up foo shhiiiizzzzzyyyy.

Thank you for dealing with my insanity. The weather has gotten to me. Love deeply.